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Email: angeloffreewill at msn dot com
If you wish to contact me privately for plotting or anything else:
My AIM is: tsun your dere
Email: angeloffreewill at msn dot com
♏ THIEF: HALLUCINATE
Nov. 19th, 2011 10:03 am[Vriska didn't think any of it when she ate the slightly mushy edible fungus that her family fed her. But a few hours after eating it, she finds herself back home.
And face to face with Jack Noir. Except... he'd killed everyone. She was the last one left, the one to defeat him, the only one who could defeat him now.
And she did. He only managed to land one good blow on her because she had luck, all the luck. The luckiest roll, and he no longer stood a chance. She stands over him, and over the body of her friends, clutching her wounded side.]
[Voice.]
Heh, and I was worried that I couldn't do it. Only one person has all the luck in the end, and that's me hehehe. Fucking Jack Noir, you ruined everything for us and now you got yours. Thanks to me.
In case, you were wondering... Victory feels really fucking great!!!!!! And I barely had to break a sweat, heh. All the things I've done are going to be gone! Poof!!!!!! A new beginning, a restart, a new chance to get lucky!
[She laughs... but it dies quickly in her throat. There's no one to start over with, everyone is gone.]
Argh, this is such bullshit. Victory shouldn't feel so shitty, victory is supposed to be great. Yeah, I beat him, so fucking what? In the end I still didn't win. He still killed them, all of them, and I couldn't stop him from doing that. No fucking redemption if there's no one left to redeem yourself for. And I thought I could protect them, ha! Now that's a fucking joke!
[She sits down, next to the bodies of Karkat and Terezi, clutching a wound on her side. Noir got her better than she realized, there's a lot of blood.]
Heh, he got me good though. Maybe if I do go, it could still be a hero's death, all this shit... it's gotta count for something, right? Heh... Sorry John... if we don't manage to talk again...
[Action.]
[Vriska is just sitting out on her front lawn, clutching her side and looking like she's in a lot of pain. There's blood everywhere, her blood, Jack's blood, Karkat's blood, Kanaya's blood, Terezi's blood...
But of course, none of that is real. She's simply sitting there with an unreadable expression on her face.]
And face to face with Jack Noir. Except... he'd killed everyone. She was the last one left, the one to defeat him, the only one who could defeat him now.
And she did. He only managed to land one good blow on her because she had luck, all the luck. The luckiest roll, and he no longer stood a chance. She stands over him, and over the body of her friends, clutching her wounded side.]
[Voice.]
Heh, and I was worried that I couldn't do it. Only one person has all the luck in the end, and that's me hehehe. Fucking Jack Noir, you ruined everything for us and now you got yours. Thanks to me.
In case, you were wondering... Victory feels really fucking great!!!!!! And I barely had to break a sweat, heh. All the things I've done are going to be gone! Poof!!!!!! A new beginning, a restart, a new chance to get lucky!
[She laughs... but it dies quickly in her throat. There's no one to start over with, everyone is gone.]
Argh, this is such bullshit. Victory shouldn't feel so shitty, victory is supposed to be great. Yeah, I beat him, so fucking what? In the end I still didn't win. He still killed them, all of them, and I couldn't stop him from doing that. No fucking redemption if there's no one left to redeem yourself for. And I thought I could protect them, ha! Now that's a fucking joke!
[She sits down, next to the bodies of Karkat and Terezi, clutching a wound on her side. Noir got her better than she realized, there's a lot of blood.]
Heh, he got me good though. Maybe if I do go, it could still be a hero's death, all this shit... it's gotta count for something, right? Heh... Sorry John... if we don't manage to talk again...
[Action.]
[Vriska is just sitting out on her front lawn, clutching her side and looking like she's in a lot of pain. There's blood everywhere, her blood, Jack's blood, Karkat's blood, Kanaya's blood, Terezi's blood...
But of course, none of that is real. She's simply sitting there with an unreadable expression on her face.]
♏ THIEF: REBIRTH
Nov. 2nd, 2011 01:29 pm[Voice.]
[Oh, look who it is. It's that bluh bluh huge bitch. And she sounds pissed! Well, actually she sounds like she's trying not to sound pissed.
But failing at it.]
Gog. What. the. fuuuuuuuuck.
Someone out there really thinks they're funny, don't you? A real joker! Master of irony! A fountain of hilarity!
Hehehehehehehehe. So funny! See, I'm laughing with you. I'm impressed by your ability to scheme! I bet you sat there and thought "oh look, this poor flighty broad used to have a busted up body! Let's give that one back to her!" Cleveeeeeeer!
So clever I'm not even upset! [Hahaha, lies.] In fact, I should be thaaaaaaaanking you for getting me out of that shitty, squishy human body! Even a busted up and half blind one is better! Now I don't have to cringe everytime I look in the mirror!
Wow, I'm rambling! And all I was gonna do was thank you for doing me a huuuuuuuuge favor! So thanks, whoever fucker is in charge of giving our shit back! I salute you.
[Action-Mayfield School]
[There's a new girl in town. Okay, not really, an old girl with a new face lift. Vriska is a troll again. Her skin is grey, she has fangs, and there are large horns coming out of the top of her head, nothing shocking if you've seen another troll. Except her left arm, which is metallic and clearly an unnatural robotic attachment. One of her eyes is blank and scars surround the socket and the left side of her face, partially hidden by her hair and glasses.
She's stalking around like she doesn't have a care in the world. But if her good eye catches yours, she's going to grab your shoulder with a cold, metal, grip and leer at you.]
Heeeeeeeey, what are you staaaaaaaaring at? Something funny? Got something to saaaaaaaay? Hehehe, tell me, I'm all auricular sponge clots!!!!!!!!
[Oh, look who it is. It's that bluh bluh huge bitch. And she sounds pissed! Well, actually she sounds like she's trying not to sound pissed.
But failing at it.]
Gog. What. the. fuuuuuuuuck.
Someone out there really thinks they're funny, don't you? A real joker! Master of irony! A fountain of hilarity!
Hehehehehehehehe. So funny! See, I'm laughing with you. I'm impressed by your ability to scheme! I bet you sat there and thought "oh look, this poor flighty broad used to have a busted up body! Let's give that one back to her!" Cleveeeeeeer!
So clever I'm not even upset! [Hahaha, lies.] In fact, I should be thaaaaaaaanking you for getting me out of that shitty, squishy human body! Even a busted up and half blind one is better! Now I don't have to cringe everytime I look in the mirror!
Wow, I'm rambling! And all I was gonna do was thank you for doing me a huuuuuuuuge favor! So thanks, whoever fucker is in charge of giving our shit back! I salute you.
[Action-Mayfield School]
[There's a new girl in town. Okay, not really, an old girl with a new face lift. Vriska is a troll again. Her skin is grey, she has fangs, and there are large horns coming out of the top of her head, nothing shocking if you've seen another troll. Except her left arm, which is metallic and clearly an unnatural robotic attachment. One of her eyes is blank and scars surround the socket and the left side of her face, partially hidden by her hair and glasses.
She's stalking around like she doesn't have a care in the world. But if her good eye catches yours, she's going to grab your shoulder with a cold, metal, grip and leer at you.]
Heeeeeeeey, what are you staaaaaaaaring at? Something funny? Got something to saaaaaaaay? Hehehe, tell me, I'm all auricular sponge clots!!!!!!!!
♏ THIEF: BE 8ORED AND ANNOY PEOPLE
Aug. 30th, 2011 10:53 am[Voice]
Okay, I give up. Listen up whoever is in charge, you have beaten me completely!!!!!!!!
With boredom! This place is soooooooo fucking booooooooring!
For a supposedly place made of torture and paaaaaaain, there really isn't anything going on except being nagged by strange adult-human luses to go the grossery and pick up crapples. And in the grossery, you're not allowed to the throw all the shit they have there!!!!! What's the point of it all?
So I gotta know, what the fuck does anyone do for fun around here? Clearly you're all ignorant about FLARPING so that's totally struck off the list. And I mean real fun, like that human game where they run around on their lawns and hit each other with large mallets and balls! Who knew humans could be so barbaric??????
Tell me all of your ideas and I will be kind enough to listen and consider all of them!!!!!! Luck is really with you all today, isn't it? I'll even try to contain my laughter at any really shitty suggestions because today I'm feeling so charitable!!!!!!!!
[Action]
[Vriska is sitting on her driveway and drawing on it with chalk that she clearly just stole from the neighbor drone kids. Despite all of her claims of "BOREDOM!!!!!!!!" she actually seems pretty entertained by this. Her drawing is something like this]
Okay, I give up. Listen up whoever is in charge, you have beaten me completely!!!!!!!!
With boredom! This place is soooooooo fucking booooooooring!
For a supposedly place made of torture and paaaaaaain, there really isn't anything going on except being nagged by strange adult-human luses to go the grossery and pick up crapples. And in the grossery, you're not allowed to the throw all the shit they have there!!!!! What's the point of it all?
So I gotta know, what the fuck does anyone do for fun around here? Clearly you're all ignorant about FLARPING so that's totally struck off the list. And I mean real fun, like that human game where they run around on their lawns and hit each other with large mallets and balls! Who knew humans could be so barbaric??????
Tell me all of your ideas and I will be kind enough to listen and consider all of them!!!!!! Luck is really with you all today, isn't it? I'll even try to contain my laughter at any really shitty suggestions because today I'm feeling so charitable!!!!!!!!
[Action]
[Vriska is sitting on her driveway and drawing on it with chalk that she clearly just stole from the neighbor drone kids. Despite all of her claims of "BOREDOM!!!!!!!!" she actually seems pretty entertained by this. Her drawing is something like this]
♏ THIEF: AWAKEN
Aug. 15th, 2011 10:36 pm[voice]
Woooooooow! You humans have very strange communication devices! Voice instead of text? How rudimentary. Good thing I'm smart enough to easily figure out how to use it.
Is this what being human feels like? All squishy and easily bruised? I would have expected better from our universe! But, despite my great patience, now I'm totally bored with being human. So someone can do me the favor of telling me where they're stashing my real body and my dice. Man, thievery is a really lame tactic to resort to try to beat me! Sounds like someone out there is scaaaaaaaared.
But I guess you did manage to sabotage me and bring me to your tiny human town, so! Whoever is in charge here, congrats! I'm a little bit impressed with you. Are you in cahoots with Jack Noir? Not that it matters anyway you cut it. This place is really pretty lame and I've got things to do! Heroes to train and all that. So, humans on the other end, you're going to do me the honor of telling me out to get the hell out!
And since you're clearly curious, the name is Mar-
[Is there really any point in using that name anymore? She already confessed her real name to John.]
Vriska Serket, since everyone was probably curious! Or however your humans introduce yourselves. I really don't caaaaaaaare!
[Action-308 Miller St.]
[Hello, Death family! Meet your new edition! She's currently a young girl, of about thirteen, with long black hair and ice blue eyes. Not that she acts like any regular 13 year old girl.
She's currently ripping the house apart. Things have been pulled from the shelves, all the cushions yanked off the couch, and she's currently going through the fridge.]
[Action-Around town]
[Vriska is currently walking down the street, staring at all the humans that pass her and rolling her eyes at anyone who greets her.]
Someone's really got your tiny grub brains under a deep spell, huh?
[She pauses when she passes a car.]
So these are the transportation pods that John talked about! Iiiiiiiinteresting! [She looks around before climbing in through the open window. She settles herself in the drivers seat before laying on the horn and laughing when all the drones in the vicinity give her a dirty look.]
Woooooooow! You humans have very strange communication devices! Voice instead of text? How rudimentary. Good thing I'm smart enough to easily figure out how to use it.
Is this what being human feels like? All squishy and easily bruised? I would have expected better from our universe! But, despite my great patience, now I'm totally bored with being human. So someone can do me the favor of telling me where they're stashing my real body and my dice. Man, thievery is a really lame tactic to resort to try to beat me! Sounds like someone out there is scaaaaaaaared.
But I guess you did manage to sabotage me and bring me to your tiny human town, so! Whoever is in charge here, congrats! I'm a little bit impressed with you. Are you in cahoots with Jack Noir? Not that it matters anyway you cut it. This place is really pretty lame and I've got things to do! Heroes to train and all that. So, humans on the other end, you're going to do me the honor of telling me out to get the hell out!
And since you're clearly curious, the name is Mar-
[Is there really any point in using that name anymore? She already confessed her real name to John.]
Vriska Serket, since everyone was probably curious! Or however your humans introduce yourselves. I really don't caaaaaaaare!
[Action-308 Miller St.]
[Hello, Death family! Meet your new edition! She's currently a young girl, of about thirteen, with long black hair and ice blue eyes. Not that she acts like any regular 13 year old girl.
She's currently ripping the house apart. Things have been pulled from the shelves, all the cushions yanked off the couch, and she's currently going through the fridge.]
[Action-Around town]
[Vriska is currently walking down the street, staring at all the humans that pass her and rolling her eyes at anyone who greets her.]
Someone's really got your tiny grub brains under a deep spell, huh?
[She pauses when she passes a car.]
So these are the transportation pods that John talked about! Iiiiiiiinteresting! [She looks around before climbing in through the open window. She settles herself in the drivers seat before laying on the horn and laughing when all the drones in the vicinity give her a dirty look.]
